Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Texas Preacher Urges A Week Of Sex Daily

I'm up real early this morning, a bit before 4am. I had me a day yesterday and went to bed way too early.

I heard the newspaper clunk against the door about 4:30, so I quit reading the most interesting book I've read in a long time, that being Richard Nixon's In The Arena and switched to reading the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

Lately the Star-Telegram has been a bit of a disappointment due to me not noticing anything amusingly weird to make fun of.

The only thing amusing in this morning's paper was a story about a Grapevine, Texas preacher, Pastor Ed Young of Fellowship Church, who, from his pulpit, urged the married people in his flock to have sex daily for a week. I don't know what the preacher advises be done after the week is up.

I also don't know why unmarried people are being discriminated against. Every day for a week sounds like a lot of work. Great timing though, my 6 month supply of Viagra arrived Monday. In the box of blue pills was the amusing light switch you see above.

Now I've got to plot my schedule for the week, extremely religious person that I am.

2 comments:

Lauri Evans said...

Father Durango,
Do be careful. Will this involve MisS Puerto Rico? Lauri & I NEED to know! In the good old days the Pfizer drug reps would leave VIAGRA wristwatches...funny how they would always stop at straight up noon.
ox lulu

Durango said...

Lulu, you and Lauri are such curious girls, so inquisitive. The answer to your question is no, Miss PR is too busy during the day to help me fulfil my religious duties, forcing me to make use of another outlet who is available during the time frame I prefer for such strenuous activities.