Thursday, June 4, 2009

A World's Biggest Butt Candidate From West Texas

Looking at my blog stats this more I'm again a bit embarrassed and mortified that, once again, for who knows what reason, people all over the world are looking for Big Butts.

Some are looking for the World's Biggest Butt, some are more specific and just want America's Biggest Butt.

Last week I thought I'd finally found the answer to the mystery of why so many people would think that somewhere out there, somehow, the World's or America's Biggest Butt had been found. I thought I had my answer when I learned that the World's Biggest (cigarette) butt had been erected on Trafalgar Square in London as part of a UK anti-littering campaign.

That made me think that all along it was people looking for a picture of that Trafalgar Square Biggest Butt in the World instead of looking for the Biggest Human Butt. But then, soon after that, some of the search strings had Women or Person in it, which ruled out the Butt on Trafalgar Square.

And now this morning, a lady from West Texas sent me a picture of herself and asked to be considered for the honor of possessing the World's Biggest Butt. Apparently I am now a Big Butt Authority with the power to assign the title of World's Biggest Butt.

Well, I hate to disappoint the West Texas lady, but I've seen at least 2 Texas Butts bigger than hers. I think I even have a relative or two who outdo the West Texas Big Butt.

So, I guess the search continues. I think I'll go Big Butt Hunting at Oakland Lake Park today.


Tootsie Tonasket said...

You seem to have a thing about butts. Is your rump small? Maybe you ought to display. Let use judge.

Durango said...

Yes, my rump is perfectly small. Send me your email address and I will send you photo documentation of that fact. Or not. I have bouts of shyness. Occasionally.

twister said...

She wants to asses your ass, butt you're shy. Post a pick and she'll take a crack at it.