Alma, the Sweet Songbird of the South, singing this Saturday at the Tarpon Ice House in Port Aransas, sends me some amusing emails. Every once in awhile I'm not sure if one of the Alma emails has maybe crossed the line into the world of politically incorrect, or not.Like this one Alma sent me today......
A Category 5 Hurricane Hits Mexico.
Two Million Mexicans Die and Over a Million are Injured.
The Country is Totally Ruined and the Government does not Know Where to Start and is Asking for Help to Rebuild.
The Rest of the World is in Shock.
Canada is Sending Troopers to Help the Mexican Army Control Riots.
Saudi Arabia is Sending Oil.
Other Latin American Countries are Sending Supplies.
The European Community (Except for France) is Sending Food and Money.
The United States, not to be Outdone, is Sending Two Million Non-English Speaking Mexicans to Replace the Ones Who Died.
God Bless America!
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