Thursday, September 8, 2011

Saloon Hopping With Elsie Hotpepper To The Ozzie Rabbit Lodge With Her 12-Gauge Shotgun

More often than not, when I agree to go saloon hopping with Elsie Hotpepper, the saloon hopping starts off in Fort Worth's Handley neighborhood at the Ozzie Rabbit Lodge.

Sometimes the saloon hopping hops no further than the Ozzie Rabbit Lodge.

The Ozzie Rabbit Lodge is a Lee Harvey Oswald themed bar. Ozzie Rabbit was Lee Harvey's nickname when he was in the marines, before he moved to the Soviet Union to become a communist.

I did not know it til I read it in the Ozzie Rabbit Lodge's ad in this week's FW Weekly that the Ozzie Rabbit Lodge has given away more 12-gauge shotguns than ANY bar in Tarrant County.

Is this how Elsie Hotpepper came to have that new shotgun she's been proudly packing lately?

How many 12-gauge shotguns has the Ozzie Rabbit Lodge given away to have it in the #1 spot for Tarrant County, I can't help but wonder?

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