Betty Jo Bouvier's Redneck Picture Of Gar The Texan & His Wife

This morning the Wild Woman of Woolley, Betty Jo Bouvier, sent me a bunch of amusing pictures, via email, with the subject line saying, "WHO SAYS REDNECKS DON'T HAVE COOL STUFF?"

Pictures with captions like "Redneck Horseshoes" showing a pair of rednecks using toilet seats for horseshoes.

Or "Redneck Guest Bedrooms" showing a pair of campers on pickups.

Stuff like that.

And then I got to the picture with the caption, "You might be a Redneck if you need fashion tips from your husband..."

This is the picture you're looking at.

I was shocked when I saw this picture and recognized Gar the Texan and his latest wife. She's German. She's put on a few pounds since I last saw her. Living in Texas will do that to you. I'm living proof of that fact.