I guess this attractive accent thing also explains how it is that Gar the Texan so easily transitions from one wife to the next.
Even though I have lived in Texas for over a decade I am forbidden by state law from referring to myself as a Texan.
Not being a legitimate Texan may be one of the reasons I have not been able to develop an authentic Texas accent and thus continue to be an epic fail in the date, mate and breed department.
Yesterday I came upon a test that tests What American Accent Do You Have?
I took the test and was not too shocked to learn I have something called a Midland Accent, which, apparently, means I have no discernible accent, which, again apparently, indicates I have a good voice for TV and radio.
It seems just a little odd to me that while this test tells me I have no accent, it also tells me I may be from Dallas.
That is just confusing.....
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It's broken. It said I have a 90% Midland accent and I can still steal steel.
Well, a 90% Midland accents sounds rather accurate to me, what with your formative accent developing years being spent a few miles west of Midland in the little burg of Wink.
I think you may be overlooking some contextual non-geographical significance.
The term "contextual non-geographical significance" is too complicated for me to understand.
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