Big Tex At The State Fair Of Texas While Gar The Texan Defends Czechs By Fighting Germans At Munich's Octoberfest

You are looking at the backside of Big Tex at the State Fair of Texas. Big Tex is real big. And he talks. Big Tex has a real good Texas drawl.

But not as good a Texas drawl as Gar the Texan's Texas drawl when he is in fighting mad mode.

Gar the Texan has never been to the State Fair of Texas. He was going to go to it with me this year, but then he changed his mind and decided to go to Germany, for a month, and go to Octoberfest in Munich, instead of the State Fair of Texas in Dallas.

It seems rude to me to tell someone you are going to the State Fair of Texas with them and then go to Germany instead.

Speaking of being rude. Last weekend, Gar the Texan was at a Munich Octoberfest Beer Garten, sitting at a table with a bunch of guys from the Czech Republic, having himself a fine time, when the Czech guys left Gar the Texan guarding their seats, while they went to procure more beer. Then a group of German guys took the Czech seats despite Gar the Texan's profanity-laced protestations. Eventually the Gestapo showed up to advise Gar the Texan to cease with his profanity-laced protesting of this 2010 German occupation of Czech territory. When the Czech guys returned they quickly capitulated to the German Anschluss and left the Beer Garten. The Germans then suggested that Gar the Texan also leave their newly acquired territory and join the Czech exiles.

It seems Gar the Texan is finally coming to understand why I can't stand Germans. For the  most part.

Well, enough of international relations for the day.

Below is a video I made of my last visit to the State Fair of Texas. In the video you will hear Big Tex verbalizing his hope that you have yourself a real fine time at the State Fair of Texas....