Tuesday, June 25, 2024

Is This How Texans View Texas?


I think it might be more accurate to suggest this is how some Texans, not all Texans, view Texas, many of whom have never ventured outside of Texas to see the rest of America, and the world.

I assume it causes some level of culture shock when some Texans venture out of Texas for the first time. Such as if a Texan who had never been out of Texas ventured to another state, say, Arizona, and a town in Arizona, say, Chandler, or really any of the towns in the Phoenix metro area.

That Texan who had never been out of Texas, in Arizona would see broad streets, landscaped, with wide sidewalks on both sides of the street.

Sidewalks are a scarce commodity in most Texas towns I have visited. And the sidewalks which do exist are so narrow a couple plus-sized Texans could not pass each other without one having to make room by getting off the sidewalk.

A bustling downtown in other towns in America would likely surprise a lifelong Texan. For instance, if a native of Fort Worth, a town with one of the deadest downtowns I have ever seen, ventured to the Pacific Northwest for the first time.

In Tacoma the Texan would find a bustling waterfront, a downtown served by public transit light rail.

In Seattle the Texan would find a downtown lively with people, even more so when a cruise ship has docked. Unlike Fort Worth, downtown Seatle has multiple stores, vertical malls, grocery stores, two transit tunnels under downtown, one for vehicles, the other for light rail, a bustling waterfront with multiple attractions, none of which was the result of a ridiculous Water Vision such as that which has deluded Fort Worth most of this century.

I must go tend to my cooling needs now...

Monday, June 24, 2024

HOT In Texas & Arizona Whilst Washington Chills


Yesterday, the day known as Sunday, afternoon, my nephew known as Jason emailed me the screencap from his phone, you see here.

The temperature in Anacortes, the town where Jason's Fidalgo Drive-In is located.

The temperature in Phoenix, the town in Arizona near where one of Jason's favorite aunts lives.

The temperature in Wichita Falls where everyone's favorite uncle lives.

And Lynden, the town in Washington where the Slotemaker Jones family eventually settled, after coming to America from Holland.

As you can see, it is a little HOTTER in Arizona and Texas than my old Washington home zone.

If I am remembering correctly I have only returned to Washington, from Texas, thrice during the summer months. 

When you get acclimated to 100 degree plus days, and then suddenly find yourself where the outer world is chilled into the 50s, it is jarring. I remember being in Washington, summer of 2008, and pretty much shivering the entire month.

I've no current plans to be in Washington this summer...

Sunday, June 23, 2024

Wichita Falls Wienerfest On National Dachshund Day


I learned via this Sunday morning's Wichita Falls Times Record News that this past Friday was National Dachshund Day.

And that to celebrate this National Dachshund Day the first annual Wienerfest was held at a dog park in Wichita Falls.

The only dog park I know of in this town is located at Lake Wichita Park. As is often the case with the local newspaper, the article is a bit weak on details, such as being specific about the location of the dog park where Wienerfest took place.

I know an elderly lady, currently living in the east coast state of Virginia, who is obsessed with dachshunds, and has adopted many wiener dogs over her many years on the planet. 

The Virginian wiener dog lover currently is the mother of a cute little dachshund named Rocky.

 The Virginian's house is decorated in a wiener dog motif, with wiener dog pillows, wiener dog wall art, wiener dog window curtains, wiener dog door mat and other wiener dog stuff I am not remembering right now.

On Friday the Virginian made no mention of celebrating National Dachshund Day, with Rocky. She is a bit of a shut-in, so likely the event passed by without Rocky's parent having any awareness of the special day...

Saturday, June 22, 2024

Tomorrow We Begin Being Heated Above 100 Degrees Day After Day After Day


Starting tomorrow, the day known as Sunday, the temperature is scheduled to hit the century mark at my location, and then continue getting HOTTER day after day after day, til reaching 106 on the first Friday of July.

I was only able to screen cap four day's worth of 100 degree plus temperature predictions, given you a good sampling of our HOT forecast.

In addition to the temperature the forecast also warns of the danger of dehydration and heatstroke.

I was in no danger of either of those particular calamities due to being out in the HEAT today.

My exposure was limited to the distance between my front door and my vehicle's entry door, and then exiting that door to quickly walk into the air-conditioned comfort of Walmart, where I walked my 32 Google Fit minutes.

I am hoping the high heat kills off the population of biting bugs. I am ready for the bug bite nightmare to come to an end...

Friday, June 21, 2024

Incoming Washington Scenery From Favorite Nephew Jason


Incoming email this second morning of Summer 2024 from FNJ (Favorite Nephew Jason) with the photo you see here and the following text...

FUD – Thought you'd enjoy this picture of the am fog and the raspberry patch.

The photo was taken by your little brother at 4 am this morning. This is an east view of his back yard. The field being prepped for haying is Jones family-owned turf. You can spot Mt. Baker in the background.  

The days are long here right now (well over 16 hours) in the PNW, and the weather couldn't be better.

Stay cool in TX.   We miss you,  - FNJ

People who have only lived in the south part of the United States have no experience with daylight lasting til a couple hours before midnight, which is what you experience in my old home zone of Washington. 

My one and only time in Alaska, in Summer, daylight lasted til midnight, which really was a bit weird.

I sure do miss living in an agricultural zone. Where raspberries grow. Where blackberries grow wild, free for the picking. Where roadside stands sell corn, paying with the honor system, where all sorts of fruits and vegetables and flowers grow.

Seeing mountains in any direction one looks is something I also miss, if I think about it. No matter which direction I look at my current location I see nothing but a flat horizon.

I probably should make plans for a visit to the Pacific Northwest. I was last at that location in August of 2017...

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Sikes Lake Summer Solstice Heat


 It was to Sikes Lake I ventured this morning on the longest day of the year, also known as the start of Summer, or the Summer Solstice.

As you can sort of see via looking above the patch of prickly pear cactus clouds are blocking the sun at my location on this first day of Summer.

But, the sun was able to get through the cloud clover enough to heat the ground level into the 80s.

And then there was that vexing humidity making that temperature in the 80s feel way hotter, as in a real feel in the 90s, according to AccuWeather.

The current temperature forecast for my location has us getting heated to over 100, day after day after day, starting next week.

I hope the heat kills off the swarms of biting bugs...


Wednesday, June 19, 2024

HOT June Walk In Humid Lucy Park Jungle


It has been a few days since I have ventured north to Lucy Park to commune with nature. Since my last visit the Lucy Park backwoods zone has totally gone into jungle mode, as you can see via the photo documentation above.

With the backwoods in jungle mode I am more vigilant in being on the lookout for anything slithering.

But, I have not seen a single snake slithering this slithering season of the year.

I did see a pair of deer leaping through the grass. Other than flying biting type bugs, the only other wildlife I saw today, in addition to the disc golfers, were a lot of fire ants.

The temperature was in the 80s when I did my endorphin acquisitioning. With high humidity making it feel HOT. Too HOT.

If tomorrow is another HOT one, methinks my endorphin acquisition will happen in the air-conditioned comfort of Walmart...

Monday, June 17, 2024

Remembering Prohibition Porter With Grandma, Grandpa, Loretta & Nancy


If I remember correctly, and sometimes I do, I previously shared the photo, well, part of the photo, you see here.

It arrived in my email this afternoon, from Microsoft, with today's OneDrive Memories from this Day.

But, clearly this can not be a memory of mine, what with me not being around during the Prohibition Era of the 1920s.

Also in today's memory were the two at the lower right. The entity on the left, known by some as my ex-wife, Loretta, with the entity on the right my big sister, Nancy.

It the photo from the Roaring 20s that group includes my grandma and grandpa, also known as my dad's parental units. Some, if not all of my grandpa's brothers, and their wives.

They are off the grid, somewhere in Whatcom County, enjoying bootleg beer, rumored to be of the Porter variety of beer. Though all info on this subject is highly questionable.

In the long-standing family tradition, Loretta and Nancy are also drinking beer, with Prohibition ancient history, imbibing at the outdoor patio of a saloon in Winthrop Washington. 

I used Microsoft's Image Compose to have Loretta and Nancy join the party.

I was also in Winthrop, that day, hence the photo.

I still practice Prohibition, hence me not in the picture drinking beer...

Sunday, June 16, 2024

Happy Father's Day Photo From Nephew Jason


Incoming email this Father's Day morning, with a photo from long ago, with the source not being Microsoft's OneDrive Memory from this Day.

The source of this photo is my Favorite Nephew Jason.

Explanatory text in the email from Jason...

I recently stumbled across this photo of your parents and myself with your 3 beautiful sisters.   Circa 1979.  Thought you'd enjoy this.

That would be my mom holding Baby Jason. With my dad behind mom. You likely were able to figure that out without me explaining.

The big sister on the left is known as Nancy, the middle sister is Jackie, with littlest sister, Michele on the right.

The year being 1979 would have my dad being 49, if I am doing the arithmetic correctly. That is way younger than my current age. Mom would be 46, again, if I am doing the arithmetic correctly.

The fact that dad is wearing a tie, and mom and two-thirds of my sisters are wearing dresses, indicates to me this photo must have been taken at some sort of church event. I do not recognize the location. 

And apparently I was not there when this photo was taken. By that point in time, 1979, I tended to shy away from any church type events, a tendency which continues to this day in 2024...

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Going To Tulalip Casino In Marysville Via Microsoft & Fort Worth


This showed up in my email Microsoft OneDrive Memories from this Day. I think it was August of 2004, so clearly not a memory from this current June day.

I do not remember when last I was in Washington in June, since moving to Texas. Likely I have not been in Washington, in June, since moving to Texas.

The above is part of the large Pacific Northwest Native American themed installation in front of the Tulalip Casino in Marysville, Washington. Including a large statue of a Tulalip Indian, trying to catch salmon. Not visible in the photo is an oversized Orca leaping out of the water.

The entire Tulalip Casino is ocean themed, inside and out. Inside the decor makes one feel as if you are under water.

Near to the Tulalip Casino is the Tulalip Cabela's sporting goods store.

Long time readers of this blog may remember way back when Fort Worth became the first Texas town to get a Cabela's. Much fuss was made in the local purveyor of misinformation, known as the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, touting that this Cabela's was to be the top tourist attraction in all of Texas. This was repeated repeatedly.

It was not long after the Fort Worth Cabela's opened that it was no longer the only Cabela's in Texas. One opened to the south, near Austin. And then another opened in Texas, on the Dallas side of the DFW Metroplex.

Cabela's used the con job touting that their store would become a top tourist attraction to extract tax concessions from the city it was wanting to open in. Apparently Cabela's was known for using this con on towns susceptible to being rubes. Thus Fort Worth was an easy mark.

The Cabela's top tourist attraction con was attempted when Cabela's built a store in Lacey, a town near Olympia, or after that when they built the Tulalip store.

Cabela's tried the con in Lacey, but was told if it did not make economic sense to build the store without concessions, then do not build it. Same with the Tulalip Cabela's.

Clearly not a Fort Worth level of rubes in Washington.

Fort Worth has such a long history of getting conned into doing dumb things.

Ever heard of the Trinity River Vision? An embarrassing boondoggle which has been limping along since the start of this century, with the Vision's main accomplishment, so far, being the building of three little bridges over dry land, to connect the Fort Worth mainland to an imaginary island.

One day it is hoped  a cement lined ditch will be built under those three little bridges, with Trinity River water diverted into the ditch, creating the imaginary island.

You can only have imaginary islands in a town where the majority of the people are rubes. Seems clearly obvious...