Fort Woof Mayor Tsunami The Nominator Has Invited First Dog Bo Obama to Fort Woof

There were not many dogs running around America's #1 dog park, Fort Woof, in Gateway Park, in Fort Worth, today.

I'm sure the weather had something to do with the small number of barkers. That and a large section of the Large Dog area of Fort Woof had turned into Fort Woof Lake, thanks to a lot of melted snow. And bad drainage.

It appeared that with the Large Dog area now a lake some Large Dogs had turned scofflaw and had invaded the Small Dog area. There were so few dogs this did not seem to be a problem, with all dogs playing peacefully and none of the big guys bullying the little guys.

I learned from a sign outside the entry to the Large Dog area that the First Dog, Bo Obama, has been invited to Fort Woof, where Dogs rule, invited by the Mayor of Fort Woof, Tsunami the Nominator.

I assume Tsunami the Nominator is a dog. What a name. How did Tsunami get elected mayor? I wonder if it was with a 70% landslide of the 6% of eligible dog voters who bothered to vote? I hope Mayor Tsunami isn't doing any back door deal shenanigans to let gas drillers poke holes in Fort Woof.