Saturday, July 3, 2021

Maxwell Smart Linda Lou & Me Detective Agency


That is Maxwell Smart you see above, looking out one of the windows of his Mount Vernon abode.

Of late, Maxwell's primary human, Linda Lou, and myself, have been engaged in intense detective work, locating missing persons.

The phone conversations between myself and Linda Lou are in speaker phone mode, so Maxwell listens, and then misunderstands, thinking he must help in looking for something, so he goes to the window to do surveillance. 

So far, Maxwell, Linda Lou and I have located three missing persons. The first located was found in Montesano, Washington. A town, if I am remembering right, with a connection to Nirvana's Kurt Cobain. 

The missing person found in Montesano provided a clue to finding the next missing person, by suggesting we look in Texas. That clue worked. We found our second missing person in Alpine, Texas.

The third missing person we found was an easy one. That person was on Facebook. 

We are now up against our most challenging case yet, finding a missing person who is a member of Washington's Swinomish tribe. This missing person lived on the same block I lived on whilst growing up in Burlington, Washington. Last seen, we think, in July or August of 1991 in La Conner, Washington.

La Conner is a tourist town in the Skagit Valley.

La Conner has an actual iconic, signature bridge, known as the Rainbow Bridge, by some, built high above the actual water of the Swinomish Channel.

Anyone reading this in Fort Worth, who has been conned by idiotic propaganda, who thinks a little freeway overpass-like bridge, built over dry land, has possible iconic signature status, click the La Conner link to see what a real iconic signature bridge over water looks like...

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