Thursday, May 21, 2015
I Am Missing The Celebration Of The Resumption Of The Vices Of Allen Patterson
Problems in need of solution.
Me not being a good problem solver.
For the most part.
Earlier today I had to bail on a lunch invitation lunching with two of the finest ladies I have the pleasure to know, and someone I have not had the pleasure to meet, in person, though we have exchanged many a word via electronic means.
And now, tonight, I am bailing on an invitation I accepted upon receiving it.
The "Celebration of the Resumption of the Vices of Allen Patterson".
I have been amused by Mr. Patterson for years. I was knocked in the gut, along with countless others, when the news of Allen's cancer hit the Internet.
Missing tonight's celebration I am missing many things. Such as seeing Gar the Texan and his latest wife.
It has been over a decade since I have seen Gar the Texan. Or any of his wives....