Sunday, November 15, 2009

Middle Of November Sunday Storming In Texas

That's my stormy 4 in the afternoon view this mid-November Sunday in Texas. There has been some dripping, no hard rain. And, so far, none of the predicted thunderstorming.

I was in the pool this morning when the sky was relatively blue. And again about an hour ago when the sky was relatively not blue.

After the afternoon swimming I lounged on a lounge chair. Tootsie Tonasket called. I talked to Tootsie til little pinpricks of concentrated cold started hitting me.

I have convinced Tootsie Tonasket to start blogging. She has many tales to tell about the town she lives in in Eastern Washington and the characters who reside there. We'll see how that goes.

Earlier today, in anticipation of the expected incoming deluge, I went over to Miss Puerto Rico's to help her put a new cover on her jeep. That quickly turned into a boondoggle. Today I realized every time I've tried to help Miss Puerto Rico do something with her jeep it turns into a boondoggle. Today I really could not even tell what problem we were trying to solve.

So, that's been my Sunday in Texas. Possibly a tornado to top off the day.

Deep Fried Thanksgiving Turkey In Texas

I had never heard of Deep Fried Turkey til I moved to Texas. I knew all sorts of unlikely things get the deep fried treatment in Texas, but I thought it was some sort of joke when deep frying a turkey was first mentioned to me.

And then I was in Krogers and saw stacks of Turkey Fryer kits, next to jugs of peanut oil. So, I bought a Turkey Frying kit. It came with a high-powered burner, a 34 quart pot, a turkey stand and turkey lifter, thermometer and injector.

I've never used the injector. You use it to squirt marinades into the bird.

Before I had my first taste of deep-fried turkey I assumed it would be real greasy. I was wrong. There is not even the slightest hint of greasiness. The turkey comes out the most golden brown I've ever seen a turkey be. With the meat very moist.

You have to fry the turkey outdoors. Don't even think of frying it in your garage. A covered patio is the best location. You'll want to get yourself some heavy duty work gloves to insulate yourself from the heat and the burn of splatters.

You heat the oil to about 350 degrees, then slowly lower the turkey. You use the lifter to lower and raise the turkey. There will be some splattering when the bird first hits the oil.

The turkey cooks way faster than the old-fashioned in the oven method. Figure about 3.5 minutes per pound. The turkey is done when the thermometer reads 160 degrees when stuck into the thickest part of the breast.

Keep kids and pets away from the frying operation. When the turkey is done be sure to turn off the burner. It will take awhile for the oil to cool. It remains dangerous until it cools. You can re-use the peanut oil if you filter out the turkey remnants.

It is less than 2 weeks til Turkey Day. I still have 2 seats open for Thanksgiving if you want to make a reservation for Deep Fried Turkey Dinner.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Finding Christmas Trees On The Tandy Hills Along With Purple Wildflowers

That is my Christmas tree you see in the foreground on the left. It's in the middle of the Tandy Hills Natural Area. It will be quite a difficult task to haul it out of there, but I like nothing more than a difficult challenge.

As you can see the leaves continue to put on a colorful show. We have not gotten close to having a freeze here in balmy North Texas. Right now, at 3 in the afternoon, on Saturday, we are scorching at 78.

Even though I went swimming this morning, I am going to go again as soon as I finish this blogging. I can not remember the last time I went swimming in the afternoon. It will feel very unnatural. In the pool with the sun overhead instead of the moon.

On Monday, Fort Worth's corrupt mayor, Mike Moncrief, aka Boss Hogg, is going to plant the official Fort Worth Christmas tree in its stand somewhere in the Sundance Square zone in downtown Fort Worth. It seems a little early to be putting up a Christmas tree, but that's what I read this morning, on Monday it goes up.

For you non-Fort Worthians, Sundance Square is what Fort Worth calls the core of its downtown. There really is no square, just some parking lots. It is a pretty pedestrian downtown. I've never figured out why someone felt the need to name it Sundance Square. Or why, if they felt compelled to use the "Square" word, why not actually have a Square?

It is very perplexing.

I forgot to mention. It is almost the middle of November and there are still wildflowers coloring up the Tandy Hills! I do not remember this last year. As you can see the wildflower I saw today is a very delicate little purple thing.

Okay, I am out of here for a bit, to go cool down in some cool water.

The Arabic Christian Fellowship Christian Life Center Of Fort Worth

For years I have been driving on Brentwood Stair Road on my way to Village Creek Natural Historic Area. I have seen the building you see in the picture, set a couple hundred feet north of the road, a short distance east of the Chesapeake Energy drilling site and poison water pond I mentioned a couple days ago.

In all the years of driving by this building I had not noticed that it is a church, despite the cross on top of the roof. And I had not noticed the signage on the building identifying the church as "Arabic Christian Fellowship--A Christian Life Center."

It impresses me that there are enough Arab Christians in east Fort Worth to have a big church. Now some people erroneously think all Arabs are Muslim. There is an Iraqi Christian sect. I don't know how well they get along with the Sunnis and the Shiites.

Due to the recent Muslim terrorist act at Fort Hood there has been a lot of "all Muslims are not evil" type rhetoric. But, I can't help but notice that when a Muslim does a bad deed, in the name of Allah, there does not seem to be any outcry from the good Muslims denouncing what the bad Muslim did. At least, not that I've seen or heard.

The Muslim religion is fragmented into sects, some of whom hate each other. Does a sect, like the Sunnis have a pope-like leader? If so, why does the Sunni pope not tell his people that it is wrong to murder a Shiite girl because she had a Sunni boyfriend? Has there been a Muslim leader who says Osama bin Laden is a bad man?

Then again, the Christians have quite a history of intolerance too. I recollect there was a time when the Protestants and Catholics in Ireland were busy killing each other. That seems to have stopped. Did the Pope tell them to knock it off?

How come all the good Muslims don't insist that the radical Islamists be banned, kicked out of the mosques? Why isn't all that suicide bombing those people seem to enjoy so much not loudly denounced by the leaders of Islam?

I'm really starting to think that if the Muslims do not start behaving in a more civilized manner that maybe it is time to go Medieval on them. Whatever that means.

It's all very perplexing. I would be embarrassed about my religion if I were a good Muslim.

Friday, November 13, 2009

The Evening Of Friday The 13th In Texas & Scary Phones

Til a few minutes ago I was oblivious to the fact that today is Friday the 13th.

I have not made note of having any worse luck than usual today. I am currently hearing screaming in the distance. About an hour ago I commented that I thought hearing screaming might indicate that Six Flags is open. I am almost certain the screaming I'm hearing has nothing to do with Friday the 13th. Or Six Flags.

In sort of a Friday the 13th bad luck type thing, today I got a new cell phone in the mail. It was supposed to arrive ready to go. As in SIM card installed.

Instead, I eventually figured out that the SIM card was this little thing attached to a credit card looking thing. The instructions said to be very careful with the SIM card. But it had to be broken free of the credit card looking thing.

Eventually I got the SIM card free and stuck in its slot and the phone turned on without saying there was no SIM card installed. But, when I call my number my old phone rings.

This new phone has a USB connection, I assume to take photos off the phone and put them on the computer. Maybe I'll figure that out if I can figure out how to make the new phone ring when my number is called. I got this new phone for free. You get what you pay for.

I Gave A Dime To The Salvation Army Bell Ringer Today In Fort Worth

That is a Salvation Army Bell Ringer at the Eastchase Wal-Mart Supercenter in east Fort Worth, today at noon. About 5 days ago I started seeing the Salvation Army Bell Ringers in front of various Wal-Marts.

I'm probably remembering wrong, but this seems like way too early a start to the whole Christmas thing. Christmas music was playing inside Wal-Mart today. I found that totally unneccessary.

Yes, I admit to being a bit of a Scrooge. I've never much enjoyed the period of time known as "The Holidays." I am always a bit relieved when it's all over for another year.

I asked the Wal-Mart Salvation Bell Ringer if I could take her picture if I put money in her bucket. She said yes, so I dropped a dime. I'm a real big spender when it comes to Christmas.

Fort Worth Gestapo Goes Unpunished For Brutal Rainbow Lounge Raid

A couple days ago the results were leaked of the police internal affairs investigation into the crimes committed by the Fort Worth Police, known locally, by many, as the Fort Worth Gestapo, during a raid on a newly opened Fort Worth gay bar called the Rainbow Lounge.

The SS investigators concluded that the Fort Worth Gestapo did not use excessive force during what they characterize as an "inspection," but which Gestapo victims characterized as a brutal raid.

No officers will be fired. Some may be disciplined for infractions, such as not filing reports on time after the incident. But not for beating someone, Chad Gibson, so savagely that he had to be hospitalized due to a serious Gestapo inflicted head injury.

Protests erupted following the brutal Gestapo attack when the Gestapo's public statements were so at odds with what eye witnesses saw. When several of those witnesses proved to be highly credible, the Fort Worth Gestapo and city officials had to adjust the party line.

And now, months later, the powers that be must think they can get away with white washing the crimes committed by their Gestapo agents. So, far the tactic seems to be working. I have not heard of any protesting of the white washing of the Fort Worth Gestapo's crimes.

I do not know if Chad Gibson has recovered. Or if he is suing the City of Fort Worth.

Watch the YouTube video below of the immediate aftermath of the Gestapo raid and hear what eyewitnesses had to say ....

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Two-Legged Wildlife Spotted On Tandy Hills In Fort Worth

Today was the second time in a row I've been startled by wildlife, in human form, whilst hiking the Tandy Hills Natural Sanatorium Area. This hills are getting crowded. No longer a 99.9% guaranteed solo experience.

I was coming down a steep hill and crossing a creek when a human voice greeted me. The greeter then scurried up the next hill, ahead of me. I whipped out my camera and caught the rare wildlife, I mean human, sighting on film, I mean, memory card.

The hills other hiker quickly went off trail. He was taking pictures with a big, old-fashioned, non-digital type camera, common in the last century. Maybe he went off trail looking for the mysterious Witchey Tree & the Death Van. I've given up finding it.

The air in Fort Worth does not seem as dirty as it did yesterday. My windows are open and my eyes are not burning. I now believe the symptoms I presented earlier were a false alarm and I am not coming down with an ailment. I hope.

My Mom & Dad In Texas & Me Not In Phoenix

That's my mom & dad at Fair Park in Dallas, the site of the State Fair of Texas. Behind them is the Texas Star, it being the tallest ferris wheel in the Western Hemisphere. Or is it the Northern Hemisphere? I'm not sure. It's the tallest in some hemisphere, let's leave it at that.

Mom & dad were here in Texas the first week of 2009. They stayed 5 days. I could not get them out of their cowboy hats when they were here. Not even in church. Oh, just remembered, they weren't here on a Sunday. My dad is busy texting my sister in the picture. He's a real good texter.

A couple days ago one of my favorite Washington corespondents, Miss CVB, told me I need to visit my mom and dad more often.

I feel guilty that I don't. When they were here I told them I'd come to Phoenix in April, at the height, or one of the heights, of citrus season. But, that did not work out. Now it is coming up a year since I last saw them and I've still not made it to Phoenix.

I do call regularly, whenever I get gas, to tell my mom how much it costs and what the temperature is. I tell myself that is better than nothing.

Am I Coming Down With A Texas Cold?

That is me sneezing about 2 minutes ago at 9:55am, Thursday, November 12, 2009. I started sneezing about 9:00am. At 9:45am I decided to aim the camera at myself and set the self-timer and try and catch myself in a good sneezing eruption. This is the best I came up with. I should have set it to video mode. That would have worked better. But, in my current oxygen deprived state of muddled thinking, I did not think of video.

Yesterday I had a burning eye sensation all day long. I thought this was caused by yesterday's incredible bout of gray smog here in Dirty Ol' Town, aka Fort Worth.

But, this morning I am having that telltale slightly dripping nasal type woe, combined with the sneezing.

In other words, I am afraid I may be coming down with a cold. Or worse. I can not remember the last time I've been sick. I can't even remember the last time I had a headache. My sister in Phoenix had the flu last week, but I had no contact with her, except by phone. One of my Washington corespondents, Miss Karen P. F., had a 3 day bout with a cold. I politely asked her not to send me a virus. I'm sure she didn't.

I've been very careful when out and about among germ/virus laden humans. I have been to no restaurants, in months, where sneeze guards protect the food. My closest contacts with humans, alien to me, was at Sprouts Farmers Market yesterday. It was crowded. Very crowded. I cleaned my grocery cart handle with the provided disinfectant wipe and tried to keep a distance from any passing illness carriers. But there were a few very close encounters. Once by the Texas Ruby Red Rio Grapefruits, once by the Broccoli Crowns, once by the Brown Rice, with the worst encounter being by the free sample of Hummus. There was actual physical contact at the hummus station, after which I rushed to get a disinfectant towel. I may have been too late.

My pattern, when ailing, is to continue on as if I'm not ailing. That usually works. At times, in the past, I've knocked out an incoming cold by using the non-doctor approved method of going to the liquor store and getting a bottle of potent medicine. A good dose of that usually knocks out a cold. But that can be one of those the cure is worse than the disease type things.

A person I know here in Texas, let's call her Miss Puerto Rico, takes a daily self-prescribed, non-doctor approved, dose of medicine that she gets at our local supply store. She has not had a cold as long as I've known her. Then again, neither have I, and I don't use her medicine daily.

Despite the symptoms of a possible incoming cold, I braved the other type of cold and went swimming this morning. It was very pleasant.