I've been inadvertently going down memory lane the last hour, or two, looking at all the photos I've got stuck on this computer.It started with a successful search for a Red, White and Blue Bikini Float at Tombstone Arizona's Helldorado Days Parade and ended with Gar the Texan sitting on a saddle in Booger Reds Saloon, in the Fort Worth Stockyards, drinking Buffalo Butt beer while Gar's now ex-wife sits next to him chain smoking between her Buffalo Butts.
I sort of understood Gar the Texan's attraction to the now ex-wife, what with that shapely figure she sports, but I had a lot of trouble getting past the chain smoking.
You can likely tell by looking at her in the picture, but if you can't, I'll tell you, Gar's ex is a German girl. He found her somewhere in the Fatherland, barely able to speak a word of English, but longing to come to America to be the wife of a wealthy, handsome American man.
Eventually she settled for Gar the Texan.
I do not know if Gar the Texan's ex is being sent back to the Fatherland, or what. I try not to pry.
