Today I learned who is going to win Sunday's Super Bowl Seattle Seahawks vs. Denver Broncos game.
I learned this via Fort Worth's porcine pigskin prognosticator named Pancake
Pancake is a potbellied pig currently residing at the world renowned Fort Worth Zoo.
Pancake has an 80% success rate at picking Super Bowl winners, correctly picking the winner in 4 out of 5 games.
Pancake picks the Super Bowl outcome via a highly evolved food bowl choice method.
According to the Pancake biography the pig is only 3 years old. So, how, I can not help but wonder, has Pancake managed to prognosticate 5 Super Bowls?
You can go to the Dallas News and watch Pancake pick the Seahawks to win the Super Bowl.
Now that I know who is going to win I really see no reason to watch on Sunday.....
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