Friday, January 21, 2011

Saturday January 22 Is The First Tandy Hills Brush Bash Of 2011

Tomorrow Mother Nature will be providing some extreme air conditioning to the Tandy Hills to help facilitate a lot of brush bashing without causing the brush bashers to overheat on the 3rd Annual Tandy Hills Brush Bash.

Below is the latest Brush Bash Memo from the #1 Brush Basher, Don Young....

Greetings, Prairie Keepers, Nature Mystics and Grass Huggers-

Grab you gloves and jump into your boots. Saturday is our big day of the year to fulfill our stated mission at the Tandy Hills prairie, in situ. The weather forecast calls for blue sky and chilly temps, perfect conditions for brush-bashing. Wear layers. You'll shed them quickly. 

Green Mountain Energy is providing coffee and donuts for the volunteers. Hot tea and cocoa will also be available. Green Mountain will also donate $20. to Friends of Tandy Hills NA for every new account they sign up at Brush Bash. The only energy cleaner than Green Mountain is the kind you will burn bashing brush.

> > > BTW: You are welcome to take home any wood that has been cut. There is Ash, Mesquite, Hackberry and Eastern Red Cedar cut and ready for you. Bring your garden carts, wheel barrows and wagons. 

See you Saturday morning!



Anonymous said...

Is that the Tandy Hills protector Don Young in the blue jumpsuit?

So that's what your horny mayor looks like from the side. I've only seen pictures of him facing forward with those long horns. As has much of the nation when Jay Leno showed a picture of hissonor.

Didn't know he and DY were that close, either. What gives, Durango?

Durango said...

Well, Anonymous, it is clear to most observers that DY is a uniter, not a divider, so it should come as no shock to anyone that DY might get along with Fort Worth's dishonorable moose of a mayor. But, this really strikes me as highly unlikely.

Anonymous said...

DY might not be a divider but that picture appears to show him possibly subtracting some part of the horny mayor's anatomy from him. Ouch!!!