That is former newlywed, Dallas girl, Jessica Simpson, smooching her former boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy quarterback, Tony Romo.
Now that looks to me to be one disturbingly odd smooch, made more disturbing by the blue substance under Miss Simpson's nose.
Anyone have an answer to the question of what's going on here?
Thank you in advance for solving this mystery.
By the way, Tony won yesterday's game for Dallas, after being behind the Washington, I think, Redskins, 6 - 0, til the last few minutes of the game when Romo threw a touchdown pass with the extra point kick giving Dallas the win.
I am never happier than when Dallas wins a football game.
Tony Romo is the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. That's a football team. Jessica Simpson is a cutie pie from Dallas. She sings. She was married to a guy named Drew, or Nick. They came to fame on an MTV reality show called, I think, The Newlyweds. By the end of season 2 they were heading towards splitsville.
Last year during a short break before a playoff game, Tony Romo took off with Jessica Simpson to a Mexican resort. This seemingly harmless trip erupted into a scandal here in the Dallas zone.
And now the rumors are flying that Jessica Simpson is knocked up. She was spotted sporting what appeared to be a baby hump under a baby hump disguising outfit. Since Jessica's been seen a lot with Tony Romo, it's assumed that he would be the Baby Daddy.
I like Tony Romo. I'm not a big fan of sports jocks, mostly I think they are very stupid and it's appalling they get paid so much for playing games. But I saw Tony Romo at an event in Dallas and he seemed real smart to me. And real likeable. And I really like Jessica Simpson, she's both cute and funny. Not all that smart though.
Last year Tony and Jessica showed up at a Dallas rock concert thing. A band I'd not heard of, Metal Skool, was playing. Somehow Tony and Jessica ended up on the stage with Metal Skool. Singing. You can hear Tony Romo singing in the below YouTube video.
I hope these kids get married soon if Jessica is in the family way. Her dad's an ex-preacher and would seem to be a stickler for such things.
UFO mania continues unabated here in Texas, almost as fervently as the post-mortem mourning over the recent Dallas Cowboys tragedy that has much of this region reeling. It is not known, at present, if the Stephenville UFO had anything to do with the Dallas Cowboy's loss in their first playoff game of this century or if Jessica Simpson is in anyway involved in either the Cowboy loss or the Stephenville UFO.
What we do know is a Kentucky truck driver snapped a photo of the UFO. You can see that above. Below, near the end of this post, you can see our exclusive seen only here photo of a UFO.
It has been reported that some Stephenville citizens have begun wearing aluminum foil helmets to protect their heads from potential UFO initiated death rays. Those who have seen the UFO report that it is a large silent cigar shaped object flying low and fast with lights of changing colors rotating counter-clockwise escorted by other objects that look like military aircraft, like helicopters.
Stephenville town secretary, Cindy Stafford has taken to wearing a green alien mask. One of the town's car dealers has put up a sign offering to make a deal on a UFO trade.
Media from around the world have descended on Stephenville including representatives of a Washington based UFO research group some members of whom think the government conspires to keep the UFO reality a deep, dark secret.
I snapped this UFO photo yesterday, not realizing til I saw the Kentucky truck driver's UFO photo that what I saw was not some sort of sun-related cloud phenomenon, but in actuality was an invading alien from a galaxy far away.
Well, I said yesterday that I'd make note of anything goofy in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram regarding the Dallas Cowboys losing on their first step to the Super Bowl.
I am disappointed to report that I read nothing that even came close to the air-headed goofiness that I told you about on Saturday. The paper did have an entire section devoted to the disastrous sudden death of America's Team, with the big headline on the front page being "THEY'RE HISTORY".
The headline on one of the front page columns today is "TITLE HOPES WASTING AWAY--AGAIN--IN LOSERVILLE". In the column, the writer, Randy Galloway, did come up with a slight bit of goofy overwroughtness regarding Tony Romo in which Galloway wrote "Tell me again that what Tony Romo does with his personal life on his own free time should not be held against him. Tony is about to receive a harsh and negative lesson in the power of public perception. His otherwise harmless Mexico beach trip just became toxic. It will haunt him through the next season, if not forever."
In case you missed it, Terrell Owens, I think that's his name, covered the expenses for a short vacation in Cabo San Lucas for Tony Romo and a few of his friends, like Jessica Simpson. I really don't see what this has to do with the football team losing a game, but it's been an issue here ever since the tabloid's paparazzi got some pics of Tony and Jessica. Now Jessica Simpson is a sweet cute Dallas girl. It isn't like he was down in Mexico canoodling with someone unsavory like Britney Spears.
Reporters asking Terrell Owens about Tony Romo and the Mexico trip, after the game, apparently drove Mr. Owens to tears while he defended his quarterback.
The Cowboys did not play during the first week of the playoffs, apparently the team was told to relax, have fun. What was the guy supposed to do? Toss footballs every day to keep in shape for the big game? I would think going swimming with Jessica Simpson would be great training.
That is former newlywed, Dallas girl, Jessica Simpson, smooching her former boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy quarterback, Tony Romo.
