Sunday, July 10, 2011

Elsie Hotpepper & I Have Found A Place To Rent Machine Guns For Our Upcoming Caper

A couple days ago Elsie Hotpepper and I were planning an upcoming caper and were wondering where we might be able to rent ourselves some machine guns.

And then this morning, in a very fortuitous stroke of luck, I flipped over the latest ink edition of dfw.com to find a full page ad on the back cover for a gun store called Lone Star Guns Gallery & Gear.

This store has machine guns for rent! With an introductory price of only $65 an hour. Which includes 100 rounds of ammo.

Elsie and I estimate we'll need around 200 rounds of ammo for our caper. Which should take about 2 hours. So, 2 machine guns for 2 hours will only cost us $260.

Elsie is going to sign up for Lone Star's "Ladies Only" Pistol League. The Pistol League meets every Thursday from 6pm til 8pm.

Lone Star also has an indoor shooting range where we can practice shooting the machine guns prior to our caper.

I wonder if we will need some sort of special permit to carry the machine guns?

1 comment:

  1. Hotpepper & Jones sounds like a bad 1970s TV cop show.

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