Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wakeboard Free Without A Boat Or A Lick Of Sense In The Cowtown Wakepark
Elsie Hotpepper read that she was missing and called to confirm that she has been found, just as I was getting ready to blog the exciting news that the Trinity River Vision Boondoggle's first vision to be seen is about to have its Grand Opening.
I am speaking, obviously, about the Cowtown Wakepark. The Cowtown Wakepark is the center eyepiece of the Trinity River Vision.
Bringing to Fort Worth the "country's hottest watersport in a whole new way!"
On June 12, from 10am til 7pm, you can come to the Cowtown Wakepark and meet the Pros and ride for free. That's right. Everyone rides for free.
And then, when we get to the regular business hours of the Cowtown Wakepark operation, for only $25, you can get the Cowtown Early Bird Special (before noon). For 25 bucks you get all the equipment you need to enjoy 2 hours of ride time. All you need to bring is your swim suit!
The lines are likely to be very very long on June 12 for the "Free All Cable Tour." You will want to get there early. I know I will. I hope I remember my swim suit.
I believe it was the Trinity River Vision Advisory Board which determined that the Cowtown Wakepark was the most important part of the vision. Hence it being the first part of the vision to open. I am guessing that TRV Advisory Board member, Betsy Price, will be there June 12, in her swim suit, ready for the ride of her lifetime.
I know you won't be able to keep me away from participating in this exciting sport that will now be available to all the citizens of Fort Worth.
Courtesy of the Trinity River Vision Boondoggle.
I absolutely think you and your swimsuit owe your fans a first person account of this hottest! new! watersport! and I, for one, cannot wait to read all about it.
ReplyDeleteThat (hideously bad) ad will probably have folks camping out the night before like a Chick-fil-A grand opening. I suggest you will need a tent in addition to your swimsuit.
And a cholera vaccine.