I have been informed the Queen of Wink, and her entourage, will be making the 500 plus mile journey from her far West Texas Wink Kingdom to the Eminent Domain Abuse Capital of the World, next Thursday, to lend her Royal aura to the CARO Carter Avenue Worldwide Rescue Operation.Now, if the Queen of Wink is willing to go to such extreme measures to show her support for Steve Doeung and Carter Avenue in their Battle Against Chesapeake Energy and the City of Fort Worth, how can you, if you have a clear conscience, keep it clear, if don't haul yourself down to downtown Fort Worth next Thursday?
Well Darlin', it's the least I could do for such a brave and courageous man as Steve Doeung. Plus, I'm anxious to see if Gar the Texan is gonna show up. That's an awfully "unselfish" act, don't know if he's capable of such a thing ;)
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ReplyDeleteI don't think Gar the Texan has ever participated in any sort of democratic exercise, unless you count running for president on the Libertarian ticket. While you and I and others blog about serious issues, Gar the Texan sits in his Bubble of Isolation blogging about his new found love of yodeling.
Having said all that, I'm certain we will be seeing Gar the Texan at the Support Steve CARO Rally on Thursday.
Will he be on your side of the steps or mine? Will he demonstrate for Steve in the style of Yodeling? I'm all a TWITTER now...
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ReplyDeleteGar the Texan is so all over the place it's hard to know where he'll stand, left of the center of the steps, far right of the center of the steps, or just stand on the center of the steps.
What we know for certain is we will not be able to understand his reasoning for standing where he stands.
As for the Yodeling. I'm guessing that might happen if Gar gets told this is an outdoor karaoke event.