Sunday, December 19, 2010

Up Late The (Next to) Last Sunday Of 2010 Wondering Why The Fort Worth Police Aren't Policing

I was out late last night which has made me up semi-late on this (next to) last Sunday of 2010. I don't like getting up semi-late.

It is not below freezing this morning, unlike yesterday's sub-freezing morning. Right now, coming up on 8am it is a balmy 40.

Yesterday I blogged about those ubiquitous signs I've been seeing along the I-30 freeway offering up to $10,000 a day to rent out your house for the Super Bowl.

This morning one of my frequent commenters, Mr. FW Stinks, informed me that the Super Bowl signs are a scam where the scammer tries to get the gullible scammee to fork over an upfront administrative fee.

Now, what I am wondering is why are the Fort Wort police not all over this scam? It would seem like it would be fairly easy to detect who the scammer is. And isn't there some sort of anti-littering law that forbids sticking signs like this at freeway exits?

I have no idea what lays ahead for me this Sunday. Except I can say with 100% certainty I am not going swimming this morning.

UPDATE: This morning, due to the aforementioned late night and sleeping ind and my desire to rush through this current holiday season and get to 2011 as soon as possible, I mistakenly said today was the last Sunday of 2010. Eagle-eyed sharpie, Steve A spotted me most current error and kindly pointed out the error.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Rent Your Home For The Super Bowl For Up To $10,000 Per Day & Other Mysteries

The Super Bowl takes place February 6, avid football fan that I am, I know these things.

The Super Bowl takes place in Arlington's Dallas Cowboy Stadium. The Dallas Cowboys will not be playing in the Super Bowl. Not this year. And not into anyone's foreseeable future.

Arlington has no mass transportation. Not even buses. Well, there are these trolley bus-like devices that run a circuit around Arlington's Entertainment District, but no bus transit system, and no rail mass transit.

Unless you count Amtrak, which I assume runs through Arlington.

It seems like it would have been so much better to have built the Dallas Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, at Fair Park, now served by a DART train line. Dallas has a bus system. And a light rail network that covers a lot of miles.

There are a lot of motels and hotels in the D/FW Metroplex zone. Some of them are quite enormous.

And yet I am seeing signs at all the freeway exits that I have exited from, of late, like today at the Beach Street exit from I-30, offering up to $10,000, per day, to rent out your home for the Super Bowl.

Who would want to rent out their home to some incoming strangers? And why would anyone in their right mind want to pay up to $10,000 a day to stay in some stranger's home when you could spend way less and stay in a very nice hotel?

Are there actually any takers on this bizarre proposal on either end? Someone with a nice home willing to rent it out? And someone willing to pay a lot to stay in it so they can pay $75 to park somewhere near the Dallas Cowboy Stadium and pay who knows how much to actually get inside the stadium?

I have only seen one NFL game in person. Years ago in the Kingdome, watching the Seahawks. Play who? I don't remember. What I do remember was it was so incredibly boring. Much worse than watching it on TV. I don't remember if giant Jumbotrons had been invented at that point in time. I suspect not, because what so struck me was how, unlike watching on TV, the players and plays were so far away, like miniatures.

In the new Dallas Cowboy Stadium you can watch the game on the world's biggest TV screens, hung above the field. Why one would want to do that rather than just watch it at home is a mystery to me.

Avid football fan that I am.

The Return Of The Shadow Of The Tandy Hills Thin Man

Yesterday I needed two layers, a windbreaker and a wool hat to survive the icy Tandy Hills. Today the sun was back, I only needed one layer, no windbreaker, due to there being no wind, and I probably should have not had the hat on.

As you can see, due to my weakened condition I am now using a walking stick. Also known as a cane.

A couple days ago Alma, the Songbird of the Texas Gulf Coast, announced the shocking news that she'd been advised that maybe it was time for her to start using a cane. Alma and I then commiserated about our co-misery.

I heard the phone ring and go to voice mail whilst I was eating lunch and watching John Wayne and a Stagecoach get chased by Indians in Monument Valley.

It seems like I was just in Monument Valley. But it was at least 13 years ago. This is very disturbing for me to realize. That means it is at least 13 years since I've driven down the Moki Dugway and stayed in Mexican Hat at the San Juan Inn.

Enough of thinking about the depressing fact that time flies by.

After I was done getting aerobicized on the Tandy Hills I went to Town Talk. Busiest I have ever seen it. Which is the same thing I said last Saturday. This must have to do with Christmas. But I don't remember this phenomenon last Christmas. The warehouse was open again. I did not get organic grapefruit this week. But, I did get a case of V-8, sirloin steak, lasagna, shrimp and other stuff I'm forgetting right now.

The Freezing Last Saturday Of 2010 In Texas

There is frost on the roof this morning, with this morning being the last Saturday of 2010, which makes it one week til X-Day and 2 weeks till 2011 arrives.

Last Christmas, here in North Texas, we had a white one, with about a foot of snow on the ground.

Currently a White Christmas is not in our forecast, but weather changes rapidly here, so one can not say no Xmas snow for sure, I suppose.

With it being only 30 degrees out there I am not too strongly drawn to the swimming pool.

I had no notable nightmares last night that registered in my memory. And I have seen no signs of sleepwalking.  My feet are not hurting so I do not think Betty Jo Bouvier stomped on me last night.

I foresee a cold hike in my future today, with a possible visit to Town Talk, what with Saturday being my favorite day to go there.

Eggplant Parmesan and Shrimp is currently on the menu for lunch. Which will be ready to eat around 1:30. Don't be late if you expect to eat.

Friday, December 17, 2010

According To Forbes The Lone Star State Dominates America's Best Cities For Young Adults

I saw an article in the Seattle P-I this morning that was interesting.

The title was "Seattle a top city for twenty-somethings? Not so fast, says Forbes."

Seattle does self-deprecating, as expressed in its newspapers, in a way I've never, or rarely seen in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. I can't imagine why that is.

Really, I can't.

One of the lines in the P-I article says, "Seattle is a good place for young people, according to Forbes Magazine. Just not quite as good as practically every city in Texas."

Seattle ranked high, along with New York City for what Forbes called "Hipster Scenes," assigning a city a Coolness Rank and Nightlife Rank. Seattle was in 3rd place in Coolness and Nightlife. But, cost of living brought its score down, along with NYC.

In the Forbes article a sub-heading says "The Lone Star State Dominates."

Here's a blurb, "....uber-hip Austin is the best place to live if you're in your 20s and searching for a town filled with peers, good job prospects and fun things to do. The central-Texas metro, known both for a bustling tech community and a trendsetting music scene, ranks first on our list of America's Best Cities for Young Adults."

Houston ranked #2, Dallas #6 and San Antonio #9, hence the Lone Star State dominating line.

New York City came in #3, Chicago #4, Denver #5, Seattle #7 and Atlanta #8.

Seattle and NYC took a hit in the Forbes ranking due to their median age being older than other top ranked towns, with all the Texas towns ranked, being in the top 5 for the youthfulness of their median age.

Salt Lake City was ranked the most youthful. This must be a function of the Mormon tendency to over-reproduce.

I've never been to Minneapolis-St. Paul. That town came in at #38 out of 40 towns ranked, in terms of its nightlife.

I did not look at the entire list to see if Fort Worth showed up. It is well-known, in Fort Worth, that downtown Fort Worth is the liveliest downtown in Texas. It's true. Some magazine said so once....

No Shadow Of The Thin Man On The Tandy Hills Today While Recovering From Betty Jo Bouvier Stomping On My Foot

There was no Shadow of the Thin Man on the Tandy Hills today, due to there being no bright sun present, due to a grayish vapor of unknown origin covering the sky.

This morning I read one of the saddest things I've read in awhile. That being Gar the Texan's tale of the cruise from which he just returned.

It reads like a romance novel, not that I have ever read a romance novel, but it's what I except one to be like.

Gar the Texan's romance novel is the story of a lonely boy, sailing solo, staring into glass after glass of adult libations, singing karaoke, trying to get into crew parties with attempts to buy a crew uniform and finally having an emotional breakdown with an old lady who had also lost her spouse and was sailing solo.

All while on a quest to learn where Macedonia is.

Now, let us leave Gar the Texan and return to the Tandy Hills. It was cold on the hills today, requiring 2 layers of long sleeved shirts, plus a windbreaker with a hoodie, which I needed to use to block the cold wind.

I have been having a sore foot woe for several weeks now. I don't know what I did to cause this woe. The right foot is the biggest pain.

In last night's nightmare, which I mentioned earlier today, the nightmare where I found myself driving in Afghanistan with Betty Jo Bouvier in heavy duty harping nag mode. Well, what I did not mention was that when we got to Kabul and got out of the car, Betty Jo stomped on my right foot real hard, paining me deeply.

It was very strange how my real life pain became part of the nightmare, with Betty Jo making it worse.

Today on the Tandy Hills that right foot was hurting the worst ever. And then after about a half mile the pain abated like it always does.

Tonight I intend to keep the dangerous Betty Jo Bouvier out of my nightmares, if I can.

Sleepwalking In Texas While Driving In Afghanistan With Betty Jo Bouvier

We are looking out at the morning of the 3rd Friday of the last month of 2010. Only 14 days to go til the end of this current holiday season's excessive joy.

I had a rough night of nightmares last night. The nightmares had way too much action going on.

I think there may have been some sleepwalking involved.

Because one of my pillows was outside this morning, sitting on a table on the patio. I did not know this til I looked out the window to take the picture you see here and saw the pillow.

I do remember one of my nightmares.

Betty Jo Bouvier, the Wild Woman of Woolley, and I were on The Amazing Race. The task was to drive ourselves from Kandahar, Afghanistan to Kabul. We were provided with AK-47s in case we ran into any Taliban. It was a nervewracking drive to Kabul, with Betty Jo complaining all the way, blaming me for getting her stuck on this ridiculous race.

I woke up exhausted.

I have no idea what I am doing today, except for being absolutely certain there will be no driving in Afghanistan.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Standing On A Cliff Looking At The Shadow Of The Tandy Hills Thin Man

You are looking at the Shadow of the Tandy Hills Thin Man, with the shadow being cast on the base of the currently dry Tandy Falls, with the Thin Man standing on the escarpment over which the Tandy River flows, making Tandy Falls, when water is available.

I was last on the Tandy Hills on Tuesday. On that day it was warm and I was overdressed. Today it was not warm and I was almost underdressed, with only a long sleeve t-shirt on top. But it turned out to be just a bit chilly at the start. I soon warmed up.

Unlike this morning's quickly aborted attempt to go swimming. By the time I made it to the end of the pool it was clearly obvious that I needed to quickly make my way back to a warm place.

Usually that warm place would be the hot tub. But its thermostat is still in malfunction mode. The malfunction was discovered when the water was so hot one could have easily slow-cooked a turkey in there.

Speaking of hot. Someone Anonymous commented on a blogging on Tuesday about Elsie Hotpepper's Elf duties, commenting that Elsie was HOT. I shared this information with Elsie, who then said something like, "Too many people up to no good. I don't like it."

Some people just can't take a compliment. I guess HOT Elsie Hotpepper would be one of those people.

Thursday Morning In Texas Thinking About Going Swimming With Ethyl Benzene, Methyl Pentane and Zylene In The Water

It is 39 degrees out there this 3rd Thursday of the last month of 2010. Looking out my window this morning, with no wind blowing, the pool looks inviting. I think I'll accept the invitation.

We got well into the 70s yesterday, maybe even into the low 80s. I'm sure that had a warming effect on outdoor water.

This morning Texas Sharon had a disturbing blurb about a Flower Mound girl in who's blood Barnett Shale Natural Gas well fracturing chemicals have been found.

The chemicals found in the teenager's blood were Ethyl Benzene, Methyl Pentane and Zylene.

Did the girl get the poison from drinking water or breathing air. Or both.

Are we all doomed?

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Fort Worth's Field Of Dreams Aborted Streetcar Is Making Some Citizens Cranky

I have heard there are quite a few locals quite upset that the Fort Worth City Council aborted the Fort Worth Streetcar pretty much well before conception was allowed to take place.

All that had happened towards building a Fort Worth Streetcar was a study to look into the idea if conceiving a Streetcar Baby was a good idea. And if Fort Worth should accept the proposal and marry itself to a long range plan to grow a bigger family of streetcars.

This was an arranged attempt at marriage, gone about all backwards from the modern American way of conceiving a plan and then birthing it to fruition.

Apparently the Fort Wort Streetcar Debacle has caused a schism in town, with some young people and business owners, located south of downtown, sending out emails trying to bring about a boycott of Sundance Square.

For those of you who don't know Fort Worth, Sundance Square is a collection of downtown Fort Worth parking lots. The parking lots are under the control of the Sundance Square leader, Ed Bass. The Sundance Square people try to spin Sundance Square as a downtown revitalization project that revitalized downtown Fort Worth, with Sundance Square actually being a multi-block area of downtown, not just parking lots. But, to those who has been to other downtown's squares, the only thing in downtown Fort Worth that resembles a square is the downtown Fort Worth parking lots.

From what I have seen, over my years of being here, Ed Bass is behind a lot of questionable things about downtown Fort Worth. Which the locals don't find questionable, instead they act all grateful. acting as if they are Ed Bass' serfs, greatly grateful for the great things he deigns to bestow upon them.

That they have never learned, or been taught, to bestow upon themselves. Such as vote to fund a new performance hall, or museum, or public square, or streetcar, or anything.

As a person who came from an area without the Fort Worth style of relying on the kindness of supposedly philanthropic benefactors to do good things for my town, I early on found the reliance on the Bass Family to be detrimental to the health of Fort Worth.

Like it was some sort of modern era company town.

To my outsider's eyes, the Bass Performance Hall is nothing to be pleased about. It does not fit its surroundings, is not set back from the street, is across from a Barnes & Noble and kitty corner from a big pub that sits on one of the Bass parking lots.And it has two totally incongruous giant angels stuck to its sides blowing on big horns.

Other examples of the Bass taste in architecture in downtown Fort Worth are equally bad. All of which I am certain Howard Roark would happily blow up if he could.

And Ed Bass was behind thwarting what may have been Fort Worth's first actual iconic structure recognizable to the rest of America and the world, that being the now thwarted downtown Tarrant County College.

Many blame Ed Bass for being behind the Fort Worth Streetcar being aborted. Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. I doubt Ed Bass is wrong all the time and I think he may have been right to think Fort Worth is not ready for streetcars.

Streetcar systems work in densely populated urban areas where a lot of people live and work. The downtown Fort Worth area and the areas to the north and south of downtown are not densely populated areas where people live and work. It is rather telling that there is no grocery store in downtown Fort Worth, or north of downtown Fort Worth or south of downtown Fort Worth, in the area of the proposed streetcar.

There were some who thought, "build it and they will come." Methinks that is wishful of the same sort as those who thought build the Santa Fe Rail Market and they will come.

I think Fort Worth sent out task forces to study other town's streetcars. I believe a task force went to Seattle to look at Seattle's South Lake Union Trolley known as SLUT. Did they not notice how filled in the served by the SLUT was? How many people were working and living within the area served by SLUT? Did they not ask which came first? The SLUT or the people?

Did they not notice how heavily used Seattle's bus system is? Did they not go into downtown Seattle's bus/rail tunnel and see the cavernous stations teeming with people and buses and trains with lots of riders?  Do they not notice how underused Fort Worth's buses are? How many people ride Molly the Trolley a year?

And, did they check out the ridership statistics on the SLUT? Even though it serves a much busier area than that where the Fort Worth Streetcar was proposed to run, the SLUT's ridership is less, per day, than the Fort Worth Streetcar's projected daily ridership.

In my opinion the day Fort Worth can no longer afford to have huge parking lots in its downtown core, due to the value of that land being so dear, is the day streetcars become viable in Fort Worth. Until that day building a streetcar line would be based on wishful thinking and waste a lot of money, hoping that if you build it, they will come.

Like a Field of Dreams. Only that Dream worked.