We're behind the bars of my patio prison cell, looking out at the November 5 darkness. It is a cold Friday morning here in the semi-de...

You are looking at the view from my computer room window, Thursday morning, with me now on my second day of watching for a Flash Flood. So f...

That is the rainy view through my windshield during a rainy run for rations at Wal-Mart. I actually had the heat lever moved into the red zo...

I was shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn this afternoon that the World's Tallest Cow is not a Texan. It's not even an American. ...