Elsie Hotpepper's Hot New High Heels

This morning I got an urgent message from a semi-frantic Elsie Hotpepper saying she needed some help getting dressed.

Why do I get calls about such things?

But, even when I am perplexed about why I am being asked to do something, I still try and help. This is one of the hazards of having a helpful nature.

I found these high heels today that totally said Elsie Hotpepper to me. I think Elsie can wear them without needing a concealed weapon permit.