Nuke The Muslim World & The Obama New Yorker Cover

A guy from Arlington, that's a town in Texas that abuses the perfectly fine concept of using the power of eminent domain to gain private property for the public good, like football stadiums. Like I was saying, this guy in Arlington, Edward Dufilho, sent a letter to the editor of Fort Worth's biggest, yet shrinking newspaper, the Star-Telegram.

Mr. Dufilho seems to have taken some umbrage over columnist Cal Thomas's repetitive yapping about the dire danger posed by the Muslim world and its terrorists. Apparently Mr. Thomas has no memory of worse, more dangerous times, you know, like World War II, for instance.

So, the guy from Arlington suggested that if the situation is as dire as Cal Thomas paints it, then the only sane thing for America to do is to unleash our nukes on the Muslim world and be done with them once and for all.

Now, there predictably will be those you did not get the point this Arlington guy was making and who will think he was actually suggesting launching nukes against the Muslim world, just like there were a disturbingly large number of people who did not get who was really being made fun of in that infamous New Yorker cover that has Obama in a turban and his wife packing heat and an Angela Davis doo, while burning the American flag and rapping knuckles.

There really are those out there, I've heard them on the radio, who think Obama is a secret agent, planted years ago, a Muslim, a hater of America. They're too stupid to realize you don't give your Manchurian Candidate a middle name that matches a Middle East dictator's name. Oh, I guess when Obama was named they couldn't have known, then, that a dictator named Hussein would take over Iraq. Regardless, those evil plotters wouldn't have named him Barack Hussein Obama, they would have given him a totally All-American name, like George Washington Lincoln.

I know a scary ignoramus who came here from an island in the Atlantic called Puerto Rico. A few weeks ago she asked me, as if she was telling me an important secret, if I knew Obama was a socco ( not sure how to spell that, it's Spanish ). Socco? Yes, half white, half black, she said. Yes, I said, I learned that years ago, along with the rest of America and America's made it pretty clear we don't care. Later she was shocked to learn John McCain had been a prisoner of war.

Below is the letter berating Cal Thomas......

Quit pulling your punches, Cal

I don’t know why Cal Thomas bothers to write new columns, because the subject is always the same.

We’re in a clash of civilizations! Us or them! Smoking gun! Mushroom cloud! Fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here, or some wingnut talking point.

If this is the death struggle Thomas is convinced it is, why the kid gloves?

All of his rants can be summed up in one word: extermination. Heck, boy. All we have to do is re-target the missiles, get somebody to attack an aircraft carrier and let fly!

I figure that just by ourselves we have more than enough nukes to incinerate every Muslim population center on the planet. The strain on our military would then be greatly reduced, as the only mission after the annihilation of more than 2 billion people would be just hunting down the survivors.

Do you think they’d see the light and become Christians rather than be massacred? You know we can’t trust ’em. Just ask the Spanish about all those Jews who “converted” just to save their skins, but practiced their religion in secret.

No, the only Christian thing to do is to wipe out every last man, woman and child who turns toward Mecca to worship. Of course, Mecca will no longer exist.

I know, I know. There are worries about the Russians and the Chinese, but I think if we divide the oil equally, they’ll come on board. We can count on them to take care of their own Muslim populations. You know what I mean.

As for Europe, I think we can agree it hasn’t been relevant for 50 years, so we, the Russians and the Chinese can offer them a choice: Deal with the Muslim population, or go back to burning coal.

Problem solved! I’m glad it’s finally out there, and boy howdy, do I feel better! I know there’s the small problem of rendering uninhabitable a significant portion of the planet, but that’s the beauty of the marketplace. I see vast opportunities in cleaning up the aftermath. Put in a good word for me on one of those no-bid contracts, won’t you?

— Edward Dufilho, Arlington