Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Picnicking In Haltom City Without Elsie Hotpepper Or Amon Carter
When Amon Carter had the distasteful task of needing to venture all the way to Dallas he packed a lunch to take with him, so as not to leave any more money, than need be, in that evil town to the east of Fort Worth.
Now that I have exiled myself from the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, on those rare occasions when I return, like today, I pack a lunch.
Today on my way out of the Metroplex mess I stopped at Whites Branch Park in Haltom City for a pseudo picnic.
Whites Branch Park should be named Ally Collins Park, but I digress.
I would never stop in a Fort Worth park for a pseudo picnic, due to most Fort Worth parks missing an essential picnic element that I deem necessary for a modern era picnic experience.
Can you spot what this little Haltom City park has which most Fort Worth parks lack?
If you spotted running water in the form of a fountain, you are very observant.
This little park in Haltom City also has modern restroom facilities with modern indoor plumbing. An amenity also lacking in most Fort Worth city parks.
Elsie Hotpepper texted me whilst I was picnicking in Haltom City, with geographic information. I had harbored the delusion that Elsie Hotpepper was joining me on this picnic, but that was not to be, to my great disappointment....