Sunday, July 10, 2011

Visiting Fort Worth's Magnolia Motor Lounge With Tequilla For Ta-Tas, Boobles & Dipsticks

The ad is from this week's Fort Worth Weekly. The Magnolia Motor Lounge is a watering hole on the west side of downtown Fort Worth. I have driven by the Magnolia Motor Lounge a time or two, but I have never stopped.

According to the ad this coming week the Magnolia Motor Lounge is presenting Tequila for Ta-Tas.

Apparently Tequila for Ta-Tas is a Breast Cancer Fundraiser benefiting the Susan G. Komen Foundation.

Music at the fundraiser will be provided by The Boobles & Poo Live Crew.

Magnolia Motor Lounge has a good website that amused me. For example, in the "About Us" section there are the following two paragraphs...

Magnolia Motor Lounge is not the Public Library, it’s a privately owned bar and restaurant and as such we enforce a very strict “No Whining” policy. We’re sorry if you’re easily offended by a Cool Vibe, Cold Beer, and throngs of screaming fans, but if you feel the need to be in total control over your environment, then you really need to stay at home.

Additionally, at Magnolia Motor Lounge the customer is “NOT” always right. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, especially if you break something, attempt to break something, are thinking about breaking something, or just being a jerk. We work hard to keep our little “Motor Lounge” an idiot-free zone at all times. So be warned, if you’re acting like an idiot, we’ll be glad to let you know right before we throw you out.

The Magnolia Motor Lounge menu is car-themed. The appetizer section is called Tune-ups. Among the Tune-ups is one called Dipsticks. Dipsticks are chicken-fried smoked applewood bacon with spicy Magnolia sauce. O-Rings are Shiner Bock Beer battered onion rings. Hubcaps are chicken or beef quesadillas. Garage Fries are a pile of fresh fries covered with that spicy Magnolia sauce, grilled jalapenos & onions, topped with pieces of the aforementioned chicken-fried bacon & sour cream.

The Hot Dog section of the menu is called Hot Rods. Among the Hot Rod choices is a Junk Yard Dog, which is a battered deep-fried hot dog with mustard, topped with Texas chili, grilled jalapenos & onions.

The Burger section on the Magnolia Motor Lounge menu is called Precision Burgers with Fries. I'm not getting the car connection with Precision. Of the Precision Burgers the MAGNOLIA CUSTOM (aka the kitchen sink) looks tasty with an Angus beef patty, mushrooms, pepper jack cheese, more of that aforementioned chicken-fried bacon, plus country ham & a fried egg.

Methinks I'll go to the Magnolia Motor Lounge this coming Wednesday, July 13, for the Tequila for Ta-Tas fundraiser where I can donate $5 to the Susan G Komen Foundation and have myself some Dipsticks, Garage Fries and a MAGNOLIA CUSTOM Precision Burger. It will likely require copious amounts of beer to wash that all down.

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