Saturday, April 23, 2011
I Think Jim Lane May Be Fort Worth's Best Hope For A New Goofy Mayor
Jim Lane is one of the dozens of candidates hoping to replace Fort Worth's goofy mayor, Mike Moncrief.
After years of living under the goofy Moncrief regime I have grown to become a big fan of having a goofy mayor.
Of those running, near as I can tell, Jim Lane shows the best potential to give Fort Worth a new goofy mayor.
My scanner cut off the bottom of Jim Lane's latest ad.
At the bottom it says "A Mayor who will fight for all Fort Worth families!"
And then, under that inspiring slogan...
"It takes a fighter to know a fighter...that's why I'm supporting Jim for Mayor." Signed by "Paulie Ayala, Former Two-Time World Champion."
Now that explains why Jim Lane is in a goofy pugilist pose in the picture.
Since I blogged about last week's Jim Lane mailer I've learned I was erroneous in assuming Jim Lane is the Fort Worth Ruling Oligarchy's pick for mayor, thus guaranteeing him a win with 70% of the 6% of Fort Worth voters who bother to vote.
Apparently the Fort Worth Ruling Oligarchy's pick for mayor is Tarrant County tax assessor and collector, Betsy Price.
I have received nothing in the mail from Betsy Price. But if I remember right, she is following me on Twitter. That is slightly goofy, following me on Twitter.
But, I'd like to know both Betsy Price's and Jim Lane's positions on shooting guns in downtown Fort Worth, dyeing the Trinity River unnatural colors and rappelling down Fort Worth skyscrapers.
Just looking at pictures of him I get the idea Jim Lane has a high goofiness quotient. I have read that he is quite amusing with an actual sense of humor. I don't think Fort Worth's current goofy mayor, Mike Moncrief has an actual sense of humor, but he makes up for that by being accidentally amusing, like when he rappelled upside down a Fort Worth skyscraper.